Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Mines Excavated:	2333
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	285	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5793
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ores Mined:	8019
Dragon Eggs Found:	8251	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9290	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2026
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Potions Brewed:	73
Dragon Eggs Found:	8899	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Star Shards Collected:	85	Ores Mined:	9813
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Potions Brewed:	167	Players Killed by Monsters:	9344

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7664
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Farms Harvested:	561	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!