Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Farms Harvested: 966
    Dimension Hops: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Buildings Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 2745
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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