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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2412 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 914481 | Star Shards Collected: | 145 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.
Have you ever wanted to team up with a group of players who have the creativity of a mad scientist and the humor of a stand-up comedian? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who will keep you laughing until you cry.
From epic battles with creepers to building ridiculous structures that defy all logic, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of fun. And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host, like the “Summertide Scales and Tales” where players have to collect rare items while dodging fire-breathing dragons.
So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.
