Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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