Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 141 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
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