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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5074 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?
