Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor board, humor thread, Humour, imageboard, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, sarcasm, smp, Thread, WIT

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

CookCraftyHubby

Allergies, Boundaries, Caretaker, Communication, CookCraftyHubby, Cooking, dietary restrictions, emotional stress, exhaustion, Grief, GRIEVING, Illness, loss of a parent, Marriage, medical issues, mental health, relationships, self-care, self-nourishment, Support, Trauma

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Votes:	7119	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cooking you’ll be doing is crafting some delicious virtual cakes!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and variable symptoms, just like the mysterious health issues of the husband in this story. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges you’ll face in our pixelated world?

Forget about real-life responsibilities like paying bills and taking care of the household, on our server, the only thing you’ll be managing is your virtual inventory.

And if you’re feeling overwhelmed like the wife in this story, don’t worry, you can always take a break from cooking in our server and focus on building the most epic virtual castle instead.

So come on, join us and escape from the chaos of real life into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. It’s time to craft your own happily ever after!

AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP

awkward, AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP, Boundaries, Challenging, confrontational, controversial, delicate situations, Difficult, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, intrusive, Personal, questions, sensitive topics, taboo, touchy subjects, Tricky, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable questions, uneasy, unsettling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does dab contests with the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden spud scepter. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Potato Genie.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can show off their best moves and win epic loot. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the most skilled parkour masters can reach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun…in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

WheelchairCraft

ableism, acceptance, accessibility, Communication, DATING, disability, Diversity, emotional connection, Empathy, inclusion, Intimacy, love, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationships, sexual experiences, societal norms, stigma, Understanding, wheelchair user, WheelchairCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ores Mined:	8849	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Our server is so inclusive that even players in wheelchairs can join in on the fun! Imagine building a castle with someone who has the power of wheels at their fingertips. It’s a whole new level of teamwork and coordination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky character in a wheelchair. It’s a love story for the ages!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Land Grab!

border issues, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Grab, international relations, Land, Latin America, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, response, spat, territorial naming, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	655	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Love Letters Sent:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tacos raining from the sky and piñatas filled with diamonds! the president of mexico is actually a secret player on our server and he challenges trump to a build battle to settle territorial disputes. who will win? join now to find out and maybe even get a chance to build a wall made out of obsidian! VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Gov’t Ops Anonymous

#hacktivism, Accountability, activism, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, covert ops, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, digital activism, Government, Govt, hackers, Interference, Manipulation, Ops, Politics, society, Surveillance, transparency, Whistleblowers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	180
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Votes:	8858
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4433	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

u know wat u need in ur life? a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy u will think u r living in a parallel universe. our server is like no other, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.

if u join our server, u will be part of a secret society of minecraft players who are actually undercover government agents. we are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Anonymous hackers. we believe they were actually working for the government all along, and we need ur help to crack the code.

but that’s not all, on our server u can ride llamas into battle and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. u can build a castle made entirely of diamonds and rule over ur kingdom with an iron fist.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules). who knows, u might just uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in minecraft history.

Crafty Domain Disease

Bioinformatics, Crafty, data analysis, Diagnosis, discovery, Disease, diseases, Domain, Genetic, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetics, genome, health, human domainome, Illness, Medical, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, research, Science, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	128	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so like, this server is like the first human domainome, but in minecraft form. it reveals all the crazy causes of diseases, but instead of being all serious and stuff, we make it FUNNY. like, imagine fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick, or curing your friend’s “creeperitis” with a splash potion of derpiness.

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures in the minecraft world. we have custom mobs, insane quests, and even a secret underground lab where you can create your own potions of silliness.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s cure some minecraft madness together!

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4598	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	172
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

FuriousFade is a talented content creator and gamer known for their engaging gameplay videos and humorous commentary. With a passion for competitive gaming and a knack for entertaining their viewers, FuriousFade has built a loyal fanbase on various social media platforms. Their energetic personality and dedication to their craft continue to solidify their presence in the online gaming community.

Quirm

Apply now, Builders, Community, Competition, Coreprotect, Curseforge, Discord, English only., Europe, Events, Exclusivity, Feather Mods, Lagfree, mod, modrinth, proximity chat, Quests, Quirm, season 1, simple voice chat, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Server Info: 📖

Name:	Quirm SMP (Vanilla)
Server IP:	quirm.xyz (Version: 1.20.6)
Server Hosting:	32 Gigabytes of RAM (No lag)
Location:	EU (English Only)

Server Trailer

Why Quirm SMP?

Our server features: 🎀

– Have a pure vanilla experience with some twists and quests. – Interact with a community of up to 20+ players on weekends. – Proximity chat gameplay. – CoreProtect to prevent griefing. – Unique events and competitions. – Lag-free experience for all players.

Rules & Expectations ⚖️

– Must be at least 15 years old. – Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod. – Respectful behavior in-game and on voice chat. – More detailed guidelines in Discord.

Additional Info: 🗡️

– All mods allowed within vanilla. – Obtain exclusive items through weekly events. – Mobs and players drop heads upon death. – Builder-friendly environment. – Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6 and Simple Voice Chat mod.

Apply Now! VIA: Discord

Quirm SMP – Season 1

(https://discord.gg/ckvk9Rjnyv)

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ANONYMOUS, Craft, GGG, Isles, mystic, No. 93224606, VT

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild and wacky adventures! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

PreggoPoutCraft

Australian border, Communication, compromise, Delivery, difficult decisions, family dynamics, Family Support, firstborn, husband, in-laws, lockdowns, long-distance relationship, missing out, overseas trip, pandemic, parental advice, parents, PreggoPoutCraft, Pregnancy, secret pregnancy, support system

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	960236	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?