Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

body acceptance, body positivity, BOOTY, cellulite-covered ass, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, FAT ASS, funkg, Funky, gf, Girlfriend, jiggle, love handles, Minecraft, plus size, self love, smp, Squishy, Thick, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, voluptuous

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Ores Mined:	1682
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9273
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	6723	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7898
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1872	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1121	Meteorites Collected:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	556473	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	226

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.