Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5960	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8216
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	251
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	8540	Horror Stories Survived:	1

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6847	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	3701
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	8011	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Farms Harvested:	807
Enchantments Applied:	147	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Runes Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	393710	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	3109
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	6840
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Void Gems Collected:	19

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg