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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6716
Mines Excavated:	3471	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	264	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	54	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8348
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9616	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	99	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	57
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5946
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club