Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	3542	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Animals Bred:	57	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	4220	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7873
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6252	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Towns Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mines Excavated:	4081
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Runes Activated:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mines Excavated:	4638

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

amarugamma.holy.gg

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

royaltmc.online:20129

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	166	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

raspberryboat.com

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

play.coppervalley.us