Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4160	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	569	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Emeralds Found:	9741	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Farms Harvested:	802	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	7295	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7048	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Star Shards Collected:	79
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3872	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Potions Brewed:	139	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	7

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	6882	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2132	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	5326
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org