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Players:	103/700	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	65

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ores Mined:	4163	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2862

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Divine Spears Created:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4604
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mines Excavated:	4790	Void Gems Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	262	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com