Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crops Grown:	8654
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

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So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

16+, all skill levels, Amazing terrain, Aus, Australian host, Broken Cove seed, Chill, Custom Modpack, Dig, DigNation, Discord Required, fabric server, Friends, Hosted, INCLUSIVE, Kindness, LGBTQ, Minecraft awesomeness, Neurodivergent friendly, No Reset, Passionate players, Performance Mods, QoL mods, Respect, safe space, Shop, smp, Whitelist

Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Void Gems Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

1904ft, 580m, Adventure, beauty, Country, Destination, Explore, height, landmark, landscape, Majestic, Minecraft, natural wonder, Nature, Outdoor, Scenic, smp, Tall, tallest waterfall, tourism, travel, Waterfall, waterfall photography, World record

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	1575
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Potions Brewed:	141	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Potions Brewed:	196

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3994
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	7915	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3574

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MOH DramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.