Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

#1, 000 days, adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, age, Boost, children, correlation, Development, early years, family, firstborn, firstborns, health, Impact, Life, likelihood, linked, Mental, mental health, Poor, Problems, research, Siblings, study

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Animals Bred:	154
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

asmongold, asmongold clips, Clips, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Farms Harvested:	157
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	7358	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Asmongold Clips is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining and humorous clips from his gaming streams. With a dedicated fan base, Asmongold Clips has gained popularity for his unique personality and witty commentary on a variety of games. He has garnered a strong following on social media platforms, showcasing his highlights and funny moments from his streams.

BoopCraft SMP

Adult, artists, Backpacks, Builders, building, Claims, Community, Competitions, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Friendly, Grief Prevention, guis, MCMMO, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Npcs, Set homes, smp, Stream, Streamers, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dimension Hops:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4005
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

BoopCraft is focused on Building Community via a Fun and Friendly Mostly Vanilla and Primarily Adult SMP geared towards streamers, builders, and MC Artists who want to create a thriving and positive community!

play.boopcraftsmp.com

Countries on the real map of the world server minecraft

Adventure, banner, Community, Countries, countries on the real map, Exploration, Gaming, geography, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, ONLINE, personal account, real map, Server, server description, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2725	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	202	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

The description of the server server “Countries on the real map of the world” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Survival3444.aternos.me

SuperFunTime

captainsparklez, Casual Player Base., Christmas Event, Cultist Mages, Dungeons, Events, forum, Hangout, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, Network, Owners, Player class, Special Surprises, SuperFunTime, survival server, Vanilla RPG, Video, Website

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3674
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Minecraft IP	play.superfuntime.org
Discord Server	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has SuperFunTime been around?

Founded in 2010, SuperFunTime is one of the oldest and longest-serving Minecraft and gaming communities.

2. What features does the Survival server offer?

The Survival server includes an economy, prestige MCMMO, Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4+, Realistic Seasons, PyroTempus’ PyroFishing, PyroFarming, PyroMining, and player events hosted by staff.

3. What can players do on the Creative server?

The Creative server features automatic plots and WorldEdit for players to unleash their creativity.

4. What is the upcoming Odyssey RPG server?

Odyssey RPG is a new plugin-powered vanilla RPG server where players embark on an adventure to a faraway planet, facing challenges and unlocking new skills.

5. What does the Modded server offer?

The Modded server allows players to dive into the world of modded Minecraft with various mods and experiences.

6. Are there any special events for Christmas?

Yes, players can join the special Christmas event with surprises and events throughout December.

7. Who are the owners of SuperFunTime?

The owners are TowelieDOH, Saywhat2365, Buildercreep, and Autpek.

Hubs-N-Bills Minecraft Server

family dynamics, financial boundaries, financial contributions, financial independence, gift giving, household expenses, HubsNBills, husband covering bills, in-laws, joint expenses, marital finances, Minecraft, mortgage-free, nursing income, passive income, property taxes, rental properties, Server, snide comments, spousal support, student loans, working part-time

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	224
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my husband covering all the bills? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all the virtual expenses for you! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want a fancy enchanted sword? We’ll hook you up. Our server is like having a sugar daddy, but in Minecraft form.

Just like how my husband adopted my daughter, our server will adopt you into its virtual family and shower you with gifts and goodies. And just like how my passive income covers all my personal expenses, our server will cover all your virtual needs.

So come join us and let us spoil you rotten, just like my in-laws think my husband spoils me. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCoupleGifts

5 years old, aita, alone, calling out, CraftyCoupleGifts, dinner time, EXCITEMENT, Experience, hurt, joint birthday present, joy, Party, PRESENT, Ridiculous, saturday, selfish, sharing, Son, Wife, work

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	2690	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

arousal, awkward, Brain, BrainFlicker, desire, EMBARRASSING, funny, impulse, inappropriate, lustful, Minecraft, Random, sexual, Situation, smp, strange, Thoughts, Timing, Turned On, uncontrollable, unexpected, weird

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ores Mined:	2500
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	1335	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	137	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9089

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1288	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4862
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4375
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

play.pixeras.com

THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

Players:	109/500	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6