Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7502
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Secret Passages Found: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY