Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 3143 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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