Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Potions Brewed: 109
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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