Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VortexX

Don’t know where to play? Want to find a server on the newest version to play with your bros? Join our server for free or buy a pass and participate in story events! We give out gifts for new players.

Free server, Large-scale events, Cosmetic donation and championships in the off-season. Welcome to VortexX free Minecraft server

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7068	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	2960	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Clockwork Realms

Adventure, clockwork castles, Clockwork Realms, Community, Crates, development phase, Economy, Economy System, enchanted forests, gears, Growing, Land claiming, Medieval, minecraft server, Mysticism, Plugins, Ranks, Staff, Steam, steam powered, Steamieval

Clockwork Realms: A Steamieval Adventure

Welcome to Clockwork Realms, a unique Minecraft server where the worlds of steam and medieval magic converge into an exciting new genre: Steamieval! Explore a realm brimming with towering clockwork castles, steam-powered contraptions, and enchanted forests, all set against a backdrop of gears and mysticism.

Though we are still in the development phase, we invite adventurous players to join our growing community. We’ve equipped the server with a wide range of plugins designed to enhance your experience. From a robust economy system and secure land claiming to exciting crates and ranks that reward your progress, there’s always something new to discover. Our dedicated and active staff are always on hand to assist and ensure a smooth experience as we continue to expand and enhance the server.

Join us now, and be a part of the Clockwork Realms from the very beginning!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Emeralds Found:	9996
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1390

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EVO CIVS: Where Minecraft politics are more intense than a heated family dinner.

adaptation, Alliance, Civs, Dinner, dynamic, Empire, Events, evo, Evolution, evolutionary, family, Geopolitics, global battle, Heated, INTENSE, java, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Politics, random events, Resource, smp, Survival, Treasure hunt, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

EVO CIVS Minecraft Server Overview

Description	EVO CIVS redefines the classic SMP experience by challenging players to evolve and adapt in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
Features	Dynamic world with evolving eras Forge alliances and build empires Random events for added challenges Adaptability is key to success
Join Us	Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes EVO CIVS different from other Minecraft servers?	EVO CIVS focuses on evolving through eras and adapting to changing gameplay, rather than just accumulating wealth.
How do eras work on the server?	Each era unlocks new resources and gear, challenging players to excel in different environments.
What role do random events play?	Random events introduce unexpected challenges and opportunities for players to test their adaptability.
How can I succeed on EVO CIVS?	Success on the server comes from being able to evolve alongside the world and thrive in any era.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

actual games, dick measuring contest, Fun, gameplay, gameplay discussion, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Graphics Card, Hardware, Haven, low status group, Minecraft, noob, pc gamer, pc gamers, PC Gaming, Performance, powerful graphics cards, Server, Status, Talk, visual aesthetics., WORST

Are you tired of PC gamers flexing their graphics cards like it’s the only thing that matters in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and leave the graphics card talk at the door because here, it’s all about the gameplay baby!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to disco music. We have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player, and our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden deep within the virtual world. Legend has it that whoever finds them will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And trust me, Notch is a pretty cool dude with a killer beard.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. And rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those graphics card elitists behind and join our crazy, fun-filled Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Card Minecraft SMP Fun Time

ANYTHING.., budgeting, CARD, credit card, financial responsibility, Fun, gift, impulse buy, indulgence, long tail tags, luxury, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, PRESENT, put on card, retail therapy, shopping, shopping spree, smp, SPENDING, Splurge, Time, treat yourself

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that this player became the most powerful warrior in all the land, slaying dragons and creepers with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Want a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into battle? Easy peasy.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the craziest and most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the creativity knows no bounds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EmoChick vs RegChick Server

Assumptions, Communication, EmoChick, emotional support animals, emotional support chicken, living situation, mental health, pet care, pet companionship., pet ownership, pet responsibilities, pet therapy, RegChick, responsibilities, roommate, roommate communication, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommates conflict, sensitivity, Server, support animals, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…even if they’re chickens named Cluck! Join us for a clucking good time as we embark on epic adventures with our feathered friends by our side.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the companionship of a chicken who provides emotional support in the form of clucks and pecks. Who needs therapy when you have Cluck the chicken to cheer you up?

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Cluck may demand extra seeds and worms as payment for his emotional support services, and you never know when he might lead you on a wild chicken chase through the pixelated wilderness.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where emotional support chickens reign supreme, join us on our server and let Cluck guide you on a clucktastic journey like no other. Just remember, don’t mess with Cluck or you might find yourself in a coop of trouble!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Animals Bred:	52	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DepressoVibesMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EgoCraft: Know Thyself

EgoCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, thyself

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Are you ready to unleash your inner unicorn ninja warrior princess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to ride a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!

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u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Crops Grown:	3174	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	201

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lickin’ Cat Butt – The Minecraft Server

Animals, Behavior, BIZARRE, butt, butt licking, cat, Feline, funny, Grooming, habits, humor, hygiene, Lickin, licking, Life, Minecraft, odd, pet care, Pets, quirky, Server, strange, Tongue, weird

join our epic minecraft server where the cats are the true rulers and butt licking is a way of life. if you want to be part of a community where butt licking is celebrated and encouraged, then this is the server for you.

we have a special butt licking competition every week where the winner gets a diamond block and a special butt licking cape.

our spawn area is a giant litter box where you can find rare items hidden in the poop.

come join us and let your inner cat out to play. butt licking has never been so fun!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Doc Harassment Zone

Doc, DOCTORS, female doctors, gender bias, gender discrimination, Harassment, Healthcare, healthcare industry, Internal Medicine Journal, International, male doctors, medical professionals, Patients, research, review, sexual harassment, statistics, study, survey, workplace harassment, workplace safety, Zone

come join our minecraft server cuz we have doctors getting sexually harassed by patients! it’s like a soap opera but in block form! watch as the drama unfolds and the creepers explode in the background. with over 50% of female doctors affected, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come build your own hospital and see if you can avoid the unwanted advances of your pixelated patients. who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places. join now for a medical adventure like no other!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimension Hops:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

What is the IP for Pezzy Minecraft Server?

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Pezzy is a talented musician and rapper known for his unique flow and lyricism. Hailing from Detroit, he has quickly made a name for himself in the hip-hop scene with his energetic performances and introspective tracks. Pezzy continues to push boundaries with his music, earning respect from fans and critics alike.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What servers are similar to Mineage ?

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Some servers that offer similar experiences to Mineage include:

1. TheArchon – Known for its intense PvP gameplay and factions system, TheArchon is a popular choice for players who enjoy competitive gameplay and raiding.

2. CosmicPvP – This server features unique custom enchants, custom plugins, and a space-themed world for players to explore and conquer.

3. PvPWars – With a focus on PvP and factions gameplay, PvPWars offers a variety of custom features and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

4. VeltPvP – This server offers classic factions gameplay with a focus on PvP combat and raiding. Players can grind and build their bases while also engaging in intense battles with other factions.

5. ManaCube – Featuring a wide range of game modes including factions, Skyblock, and survival, ManaCube offers a diverse and immersive Minecraft experience for players of all types.

No matter which server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging community to join and explore.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MonlexSMP

Brazil, Clans, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Minecraft, MonlexSMP, portugal, PvP, Server, Survival

Survival server with custom map and clans!

On discord we have players from Portugal and Brazil!

You are welcome on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Elemental SMP: The Modded Misadventures of Survival PvE, Now with ATM9!

{groundlevel}, {systemadmin}, Atm9, collaboration, CommunityBuilding, Discord, discussions, Economy, Elemental, Forge, Launch, Longevity, Minecraftdevelopment, Misadventures, Modded, newseason, Preparing, PvE, smp, successfulseason, Suggestions, Survival, Towns, Trading, Whitelist, Whitelisted, wipe

Overview

Server Type	Modded Whitelist SMP
Focus	Community building, collaboration, longevity
Economy	Fully functioning with emphasis on trading
Player-Made Towns	Yes, existing towns and option to create new ones
Launch Status	Preparing for new season, launching within the week
Modpack	ATM9 (Subject to change)

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do so by joining our Discord server and following the instructions there.

2. What is the server focus?

Our server focuses on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We encourage players to work together and create a lasting community.

3. Is there an economy on the server?

Yes, we have a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with other players to build everyone up.

4. Can I create my own town on the server?

Absolutely! You can join an existing town or forge your own path by creating your own town within the server.

5. When is the next season launching?

We are currently preparing for our next season and plan to launch within the week. Stay tuned for updates on the exact launch date.

6. What is the server modpack?

Our current modpack is ATM9, but this is subject to possible change. Join our community to participate in discussions about the modpack.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Farms Harvested:	982	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!