Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

505168552, advanced movement guide, bot matches, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Edition, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, pick rate, public item builds, report bugs, sandbox mode, smp, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	1636	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1413	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Crops Grown:	4160
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9397
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, mettle, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Secrets, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mines Excavated:	3553
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

What is this Minecraft server all about?

This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

How many realms are available to join?

There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

How can I join this Minecraft server?

To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!

Where can I find more information about this server?

You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!