Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Drumpf’s Revenge Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a peasant? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special event where you can challenge a giant pixelated version of Drumpf himself! That’s right, you can take on the orange menace in an epic battle to save the virtual world from his tiny hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side as you explore dungeons, conquer villages, and raid other players’ bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Blocktopus, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you wishes (as long as those wishes involve more blocks).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers, because they’re not the only explosive things lurking in the shadows.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP

    Hot Image Seeker Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual hot tub of excitement! We’ve got secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos, and even a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring our wacky world! So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the fun begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 439 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server

    NoSleepOver4U Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and hang out with some cool peeps? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience a world where water balloon fights are epic battles, swim trunks are the latest fashion trend, and fridge raids are a common occurrence. Forget about disrespectful kids named A who think they can do whatever they want – on our server, everyone plays by the rules (or at least tries to).

    And if you’re worried about being called racist for not letting someone sleep over, don’t fret! Our server is a judgment-free zone where the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come on in, grab a drink from the fridge (just ask first), and let’s build some epic structures together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 219 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BabyBlockBuilder

    BabyBlockBuilder
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: a pregnant couple trying to choose a name for their baby girl. But wait, there’s a twist! The name they choose just so happens to be the same as their brother’s ex-girlfriend’s late daughter. Drama ensues as the ex demands they change the name, throwing a tantrum like a ghast in the Nether.

    But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart! Witness epic showdowns and intense arguments that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat. Who needs soap operas when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous situation that will have the whole server talking. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader

    StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most advanced technology that allows us to sense when someone is looking at you in the game! That’s right, no more sneaky players trying to sneak up on you without you knowing. Our special plugin will make sure you always have eyes on the back of your blocky head.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a squad of dancing chickens. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that combines high-tech surveillance with dancing chicken guards? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy world!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4990 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MindBlownCraft

    MindBlownCraft
    Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated block building? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are the architects of our virtual world!

    Join our server and witness the epic llama battles that take place every Tuesday at high noon. These llamas don’t mess around when it comes to defending their territory from pesky creepers and zombies. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even be chosen as an honorary llama rider and get to soar through the skies on a majestic flying llama!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts in stealth and sabotage. They will challenge you to epic parkour races through treacherous lava-filled caves and ancient temples, all in the name of chicken supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wild world of llamas and ninja chickens!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ores Mined: 6126
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

    our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!

    Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!
    Server Name Marthia Nations
    Server Discord Join our Discord
    Description Looking to build a server-wide empire? A moving fighter jet? Maybe just a small town? Marthia can offer it all. An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with the current world having been played on for three years. Marthia is as much a community as it is a semi-competitive Minecraft server, and we’d be happy to have you.
    Highlighted Plugins Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks

    FAQ

    1. How long has Marthia Nations been around?

    Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.

    2. How long has the current world been played on?

    The current world has been played on for three years.

    3. What type of server is Marthia Nations?

    Marthia Nations is an SMP turned Nations server with a focus on community and semi-competitive gameplay.

    4. What are some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations?

    Some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations include Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks.

    5. How can I join Marthia Nations?

    You can join Marthia Nations by joining our Discord server at the link provided above.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 124 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

    Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels. But let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with rainbow sheep and diamond trees. They built a house made entirely of cake and rode a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties in the Nether, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rollercoaster through the End.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, adventurer!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP

    > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we just got a brand new update that introduces demons as navigators! That’s right, forget about boring old compasses, now you can summon demons to guide you through the world. But be careful, they might lead you straight into a lava pit!

    Join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster that went through a maze of creepers, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up burning down half the village.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here! Just watch out for those demon navigators, they have a mind of their own.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • HusbandlessGamerGirl

    HusbandlessGamerGirl
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for privacy and comfort? Look no further! Join our server where you can curl up in a virtual bed with your virtual cats and bury yourself in virtual sweaters that smell like your virtual husband (RIP).

    Don’t worry about socializing with real people, our server is full of virtual kitties who will listen to all your stories about your virtual husband. And if you need a break from all the grief, you can always build a virtual shrine in his memory.

    So why join our server? Because sometimes, escaping to a virtual world is the best way to cope with the loss of a loved one. And hey, who needs real family when you have virtual cats, right? Join now and let the healing begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Dimension Hops: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, your dreams will never be the same again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 9683
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LNGShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    LNGShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we have a secret shadow fleet just like russia’s LNG! except instead of gas, we deliver pure minecraft fun straight to your brain!

    our deliveries may be delayed, but that’s just because our fleet is so mysterious and elusive. you never know when a shipment of diamonds or rare loot will appear at your doorstep!

    join now for the thrill of the chase and the excitement of never knowing what will come next. who needs gas when you have the power of minecraft at your fingertips? let’s sail away on the high seas of adventure together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • UkraineCraft: No Bombs Allowed

    UkraineCraft: No Bombs Allowed
    come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no russian bombs here, just creeper explosions and zombie attacks! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential world war 3! join us now and build your own virtual utopia away from all the drama and destruction! trust us, it’s safer here than in the real world!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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