Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ReplayCraft2021

addictive gameplay, best replay value, Entertainment, favorite games, Game, Gaming, hours of fun, immersive experience, lasting appeal, long term enjoyment, multiple playthroughs, must-play titles, popular games, Recommended games, replay factor, replay potential, Replayability, ReplayCraft2021, top games, value for money, video games

Forget about all those other games, because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, bacon! So if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms stockpiles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, Hermit Kingdom, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, missile attack, North Korea, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, war of drones, WARFARE

haha dis server be like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of missiles and soldiers. join us if u wanna be part of da action and help us take down dem pesky North Korean officers who keep tryna steal our diamonds. we got drones flyin around and arms stockpiles everywhere, it’s like a virtual battlefield but way more fun cuz u can respawn. come join da chaos and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8858
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

Burnout, career, Challenges, education, employment, Impact, Job, Last year, Profession, QUIT, reasons, resignation, Russian, RussianTeachRageQuitCraft, schoolteachers, statistics, stress, teaching, trends, turnover, Workforce

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arctic Cruise Chaos Server

#sustainability, Arctic, Arctic ecosystem, Arctic expedition, causes, Chaos, consequences, conservation efforts, cruise, cruise vessels, environmental impact, governance options, marine life, mitigation strategies, Monitoring, noise levels, noise pollution, policy development, public awareness, regulations, Remote Locations, research, Server, tourism

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?

Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.

Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, blockcraft, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, Minecraft, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

Astronomy, Beliefs, Community, conspiracy theories, controversial, debate, discussion, Earth, Flat, flat earth, internet, Minecraft, Misinformation, Opinions, perspective, pseudoscience, Round Earth, Science, skepticism, smp, society, theories, Truth

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HyphenCraft

aita, dad, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamic, family name, hyphenated last name, HyphenCraft, mom, name change, original last name, parents, real dad, Religion, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RedditUserMC SMP

anonymous posting, community engagement, digital community, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, karma system, memes, News Aggregator, niche interests, Online Community, reddit, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user interaction, User-generated content, viral content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FutureCraft2025

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biotechnology, climate change, digital transformation, future prediction, FutureCraft2025, innovation, Internet of Things, medical advancements, personalized medicine, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, smart cities, space exploration, specific prediction, Technology, virtual reality

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ores Mined:	2148
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	744
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	9210

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Divine Spears Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!