Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ReplayCraft2021

addictive gameplay, best replay value, Entertainment, favorite games, Game, Gaming, hours of fun, immersive experience, lasting appeal, long term enjoyment, multiple playthroughs, must-play titles, popular games, Recommended games, replay factor, replay potential, Replayability, ReplayCraft2021, top games, value for money, video games

Forget about all those other games, because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, bacon! So if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms stockpiles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, Hermit Kingdom, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, missile attack, North Korea, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, war of drones, WARFARE

haha dis server be like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of missiles and soldiers. join us if u wanna be part of da action and help us take down dem pesky North Korean officers who keep tryna steal our diamonds. we got drones flyin around and arms stockpiles everywhere, it’s like a virtual battlefield but way more fun cuz u can respawn. come join da chaos and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

Burnout, career, Challenges, education, employment, Impact, Job, Last year, Profession, QUIT, reasons, resignation, Russian, RussianTeachRageQuitCraft, schoolteachers, statistics, stress, teaching, trends, turnover, Workforce

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arctic Cruise Chaos Server

#sustainability, Arctic, Arctic ecosystem, Arctic expedition, causes, Chaos, consequences, conservation efforts, cruise, cruise vessels, environmental impact, governance options, marine life, mitigation strategies, Monitoring, noise levels, noise pollution, policy development, public awareness, regulations, Remote Locations, research, Server, tourism

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?

Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.

Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Gems Collected:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, blockcraft, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, Minecraft, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

Astronomy, Beliefs, Community, conspiracy theories, controversial, debate, discussion, Earth, Flat, flat earth, internet, Minecraft, Misinformation, Opinions, perspective, pseudoscience, Round Earth, Science, skepticism, smp, society, theories, Truth

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HyphenCraft

aita, dad, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamic, family name, hyphenated last name, HyphenCraft, mom, name change, original last name, parents, real dad, Religion, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedditUserMC SMP

anonymous posting, community engagement, digital community, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, karma system, memes, News Aggregator, niche interests, Online Community, reddit, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user interaction, User-generated content, viral content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FutureCraft2025

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biotechnology, climate change, digital transformation, future prediction, FutureCraft2025, innovation, Internet of Things, medical advancements, personalized medicine, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, smart cities, space exploration, specific prediction, Technology, virtual reality

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8954	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6233	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”