Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6091	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

Astronomy, Beliefs, Community, conspiracy theories, controversial, debate, discussion, Earth, Flat, flat earth, internet, Minecraft, Misinformation, Opinions, perspective, pseudoscience, Round Earth, Science, skepticism, smp, society, theories, Truth

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	192
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HyphenCraft

aita, dad, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamic, family name, hyphenated last name, HyphenCraft, mom, name change, original last name, parents, real dad, Religion, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Mines Excavated:	1552	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RedditUserMC SMP

anonymous posting, community engagement, digital community, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, karma system, memes, News Aggregator, niche interests, Online Community, reddit, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user interaction, User-generated content, viral content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FutureCraft2025

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biotechnology, climate change, digital transformation, future prediction, FutureCraft2025, innovation, Internet of Things, medical advancements, personalized medicine, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, smart cities, space exploration, specific prediction, Technology, virtual reality

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8365	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	295	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchantments Applied:	204	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

Closure, death, Departed, departed loved ones, emotional, end of life, family, farewells, final conversations, final moments, final words, Goodbye, Grief, last words, LastWordsMinecraftSMP, Loss, loved ones, Memories, Remembrance, saying farewell, saying goodbye

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Buildings Constructed:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyBedBuddies

attraction, BlockyBedBuddies, chemistry, Communication, Connection, discovery, emotions, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Intimacy, partner, Passion, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Surprise, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Potions Brewed:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2