Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	7744	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ores Mined:	3931	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Ores Mined:	6498	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Emeralds Found:	5312	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MemorableMinecraftSMP

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Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1575	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6683
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5512	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	1
Ores Mined:	4688	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink

coral, coral anatomy, Coral Reefs, ecological study, environmental impact, environmental research, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, microplastic contamination, microplastics, ocean pollution, Paradise, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, SINK, skeleton, surface mucus, tissue

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.

Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.

So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).

Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2124
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.