Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	849313

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelPals – Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the official schedule is so jam-packed with epic events that even Endermen are lining up to join!

Join us and you might just run into Lia the Ashelia, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Or how about meeting Utatane Nasa, who can build a castle faster than you can say “creeper explosion”?

And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. Plus, Fujikura Uruka is known for building the most epic roller coasters in all of Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on that thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just stumble upon Dizzy Dokuro, who has a secret stash of diamonds bigger than a dragon’s hoard. Or maybe you’ll come across Jelly Hoshiumi, who can fish up enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – trust us, it’s a real thing.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Anime Lover Minecraft SMP

animated series, Anime, anime art, anime characters, anime conventions, anime merchandise, anime quotes, anime soundtrack, binge watching, COSPLAY, fan community, Fandom, favorite shows, japanese animation, Japanese culture, love, Lover, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is filled with anime lovers who will scream “NANI?!” every time they die in game. We have a secret underground base filled with body pillows and ramen noodles for all your weeb needs. Join us for epic battles where we roleplay as our favorite anime characters and shout out our special move names before attacking. Plus, every new player gets their very own waifu bodyguard to protect them from creepers. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft kawaii again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	8745	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, christmas gift, Communication, Explanation, feelings, gift card, Gift ideas, GiftCardGang, Guilt, husband, jewelry, Lululemon, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overthinking, Promotion, Purchase, rangefinder, separate gift, Server, SPENDING

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7778	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SinisterSMP

Active Staff, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, friendly community, Hardcore, LifeSteal, loot crates, Lore, Mini Games, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Terraforming

SinisterSMP is a brand new lifesteal server looking to give a fresh revamp and experience to the usual lifesteal server, with a rapidly growing and friendly community and modern features and gameplay, SinisterSMP is the best server if you’re looking for a new server to play in. We have put a lot of effort into making the experience filled with thrilling PvP and much more, join today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	986	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SMP where even the pixels have more adventures than you

Adventures, bedrock, better, cinemamod, Community, Crates, custom armors, Feedback, Friendly, Grief Prevention, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, pixels, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Temperatures, Versions, voice chat

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Semi-vanilla SMP Simple voice chat Temperatures with seasons Daily crates Grief prevention Custom armors Minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	“Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat “cinemamod” for cinema feature

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.

2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?

The server supports versions 1.18 to the latest versions.

3. Are mods required to play on the server?

No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema feature.

4. Is there any grief prevention on the server?

Yes, the server has grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

5. How can I provide feedback to improve the server?

All feedback is welcome and appreciated. You can join the Discord server at discord.com/invite/xUqMyugzTm to share your suggestions.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Anonymous 689048082 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 689048082, novel, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, known for granting wishes to players who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of cake? The unicorn can make it happen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP

body image, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, height, Heightism, Insecurity, Minecraft, physical appearance, Safe, Safety, self defense, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, tall vs short, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.

So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	1231	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChooseMeOrCraft

birth letter, children, ChooseMeOrCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, emergency, family, high risk, husband, love, Marriage, Motherhood, motherless children, parenting, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, VALUES, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual blocky babies over everything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with tough decisions and questionable morals.

Imagine a scenario where you have to choose between saving your Minecraft character or your Minecraft baby…who would you choose? Our players have debated this topic passionately, with some willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, while others refuse to leave their blocky offspring behind.

Join us and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with another player about the importance of virtual life over virtual death. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even end up writing a birth letter to defend your in-game decisions. It’s all in good fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GoldenAgeInternet SMP

cyber world, digital era, Digital Innovation, digital revolution, golden age, GoldenAgeInternet, information age, internet evolution, internet history, internet milestones, internet nostalgia, online communication, Online Community, online culture, smp, social media, tech boom, tech progress, technological advancements, virtual reality, web browsing, web development

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the golden age of the internet, but in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret underground societies. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the internet’s golden age like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SorryNotSorryCraft

accepting apologies, Apologizing sincerely, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Expressing remorse, forgiveness, healing, heartfelt apology, letting go, Making amends, Making things right, moving forward, reconciliation, Relationship Repair, seeking forgiveness, Sincere apology, SorryNotSorryCraft, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the apology you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where the Ender Dragon throws epic raves every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ll be begging for forgiveness if you miss out on this insane adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyVaxBlockers

Afghanistan, Campaigns, children’s health, conflict zone, CraftyVaxBlockers, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, healthcare access, Humanitarian Aid, Infectious Disease, international organizations, Polio, public health, suspension, Taliban, UN, vaccination, vaccination programs, vaccine hesitancy.

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban have taken over and are now offering free polio vaccinations to all players!! experience the thrill of dodging bullets while building your dream base and fighting off evil forces. who needs health potions when you can get vaccinated by the taliban? join now for a wild adventure like no other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	3401
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.