Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

Back to school sale, Cheap, China, chink shit, creeper, csg, Deals, DISCOUNTS, earbuds, emulation device, Gadgets, goals, Guide, headphones, hhg, iem, installgentoo wiki, Mergeboss links, Minecraft, Sites, Smartphone, smp, spg, squad, Technology, vr

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Orphanage Escape Minecraft Server

abusive orphanage, adoption, apartment living, birthday celebration, childhood trauma, Escape, family dynamics, Family Support, Happy Ending, hope for the future, Life Changes, Minecraft, new beginnings, new family, new opportunities, orphanage, overcoming adversity, personal growth, positive outlook, resilience, rich family, second chance, Server, sisterly love.

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your abusive orphanage past and join a world of endless fun and adventure! Our server is run by a rich lady who will shower you with diamonds and gold as soon as you log in.

Not only will you have a new little sister to play with, but you’ll also have the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons in epic quests. Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and leave your old life behind – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Haitian BVLLS Shartcel Seethe Minecraft SMP

anger, BVLLs, culture, discrimination, Frustration, Haiti, Haitian, Haitian BVLLS, INEQUALITY, injustice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, misconceptions, Oppression, prejudice, racism, seethe, Shartcel, shartcels, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1280	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WeddingBellsGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend’s wedding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, friendship, Honesty, loyalty, perspective, relationship drama, Self Respect, self-care, social events, Support, Trust, uncomfortable situations, wedding invitation, WeddingBellsGoneWrong

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and pettiness of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.

Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.

So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BouillonCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, bouillon cubes, BouillonCraft, climate change, community support, development aid, food assistance, food innovation, food insecurity, Fortified, global health, Humanitarian Aid, Hunger, international aid, malnutrition, micronutrients, Minecraft, nutrition, poverty alleviation, public health, Server, sustainable solutions

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HezbollahBeeperCraft

Beeper Operation, Communication, Conflict, extremism, global threat, hezbollah, HezbollahBeeperCraft, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Journalism, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, new details, News, nytimes, Reports, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can bee a part of an epic adventure? well, this server is the place to bee! we got more drama than a beehive, more action than a swarm of angry bees, and more fun than a bee party!

join us and u can be part of the epic tale of the hezbollah beeper operation. we got spies, secret codes, and beeping beepers galore. u’ll be on the edge of ur seat as u navigate through the treacherous world of espionage and intrigue.

plus, we got the best bee-themed builds u’ve ever seen. from giant beehives to buzzing bee farms, this server is a bee-lover’s dream come true. so come join us and bee a part of something truly buzz-worthy. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science

2020 election, climate change, Covid-19, Crafty, debate, Environment, harris, Harris and Trump, Healthcare, presidential debate, research funding, Science, science discussion, science in debate, science policy, Scientific literacy, STEM Education, trump, US Election, US election debate, us politics

so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!

our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.

plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CupidMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Beta Daily Keyalls Events Giveaways Free to Play Ranks FlyTime PVP Redstone Economy Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Roleplay Modded Factions Skywars Pixelmon Prison, Vanilla

CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Crops Grown:	3989	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3513	Potions Brewed:	121
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2133
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!