Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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