Minecraft SMP – /cfb/ General – White QBs Edition

cfb, Edition, general, Minecraft, QBs, smp, White

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like the PAC-12 conference on steroids! We’ve got teams joining left and right, reimagining the game with new additions like Boise State, San Diego State, Colorado State, and Fresno State. Who needs UConn when you can have a wild ride like this?

In Week Three, we’ve got matchups crazier than a zombie horde attacking a village. #20 Arizona takes on #14 Kansas State in a showdown that will have you on the edge of your minecart. And don’t even get us started on the epic battle between #9 Oregon and Oregon State – it’s like a PvP fight for the ages!

Join us for some epic PvP battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a diamond sword fight in the dark! #PAC12afterdark #minecraftmadness

Epic Quest Minecraft 1.21.2

1 million dollars, 1.21.2, 1M, big reward, cash incentive, challenge for money, Epic, financial incentive, financial motivation, follow for a year, follow for cash, follow for money, long-term commitment, lucrative offer, million dollar question, Minecraft, money challenge, money experiment, money for commitment, money motivation, one year challenge, Quest, tempting proposal, year long commitment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dimension Hops:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on, but in Minecraft form!

We got more epic quests than a knight in shining armor could handle, and the loot is so good, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’re always down for a good laugh and some shenanigans.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pixelated madness and mayhem, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the good times roll!

UncleCreepBeGoneMC

AITAH, backhanded compliments, calling out, Conversation, creepy comments, Defensive, Disappointed, EMBARRASSMENT, exaggerating, family barbecue, Girlfriend, hit on, Jealousy, Joker, overreacted, private handling, public calling out., Struggle, touchy, uncle, UncleCreepBeGoneMC, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

NoMoreNether – Too many ghasts and not enough snacks!

10. Unpleasant travel memories, 11. Travel mishaps, 12. Bad vacation spots, 13. Places to steer clear of, 14. Travel disappointments, 15. Avoiding tourist traps, 16. Unpleasant travel destinations, 17. Regrettable vacation choices, 18. Travel nightmares, 19. Disastrous travel experiences, 2. Avoiding bad destinations, 20. Places to skip on your next trip., 3. Regrettable travel choices, 4. Travel horror stories, 5. Disappointing vacations, 6. Places to avoid, 7. Travel regrets, 8. Terrible tourist destinations, 9. Never again travel spots, Ghasts, NoMoreNether, SNACKS, worst travel experiences

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mines Excavated:	1657	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a creepy, haunted mansion and got chased by a pack of zombie llamas? Yeah, that’s definitely a place you never want to visit again. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking parrots, and secret treasure chests hidden in the most unexpected places. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who loves to break out into dance parties whenever someone finds a rare diamond. So why not join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless those zombie llamas show up again, in which case, run for your life!).

RainbowCraft: Happy Blocks & Crazy Minds

Bisexual, blocks, crazy, Happy, Lesbian, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ mental health, LGBTQ+ individuals, LGBTQ+ mental health conditions, LGBTQ+ mental health disparities, LGBTQ+ mental health research, LGBTQ+ mental health statistics, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health comparison, mental health conditions, mental health disparities, mental health issues, mental health rates, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental health studies, Minds.., RainbowCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1613	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	4825	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit for all u minecraft players out there. we got rainbow blocks and unicorn horses and all that jazz.

if u join this server, ur mental health will be, like, off the charts good. like, u will be happier than a pig in mud. we got therapists in the game who will give u virtual hugs and kisses to make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

plus, like, if u identify as LGBTQ+, this server is, like, the place to be. we got rainbows everywhere and pride parades every day. u will feel so loved and accepted, u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so, like, come join us on this magical minecraft journey. ur mental health will thank u, and u will have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

Newsky – private vanila server minecraft

1.21.4, banner, Discord, entrance, free, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, newsky, private server, private vanila, server description, Servers, Storage, truck server, Vanila

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Private free truck server at 1.21.4Entrance via Discord

65.108.21.214:25628

Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Community, Competition, Coreprotect, Discord, Events, Expectations, Lag-free, mature-smp, Minecraft, mod, proximity chat, Quirm, rules, Simplicity, smp, tps, Unique, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	970	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Quirm SMP

Apply here

Overview:

In Quirm, We’re all about keeping it Unique and Simplicity. We aim to provide a space where players can relax and enjoy Minecraft in a fun and awesome way!

Server Specs
64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Our server features:

Have a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists and quests
Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
Proximity chat gameplay
CoreProtect to prevent griefing
Unique events and competitions
Lag-free experience with 20 TPS

Rules & Expectations:

Must be at least 17 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil, have common sense, and respect others
Must have a Discord account to join

Additional Info:

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
Exclusive items through weekly events
Mobs and players drop heads upon death
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 with Simple Voice Chat
Weekly events and border expansion

Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, animation, Anime, collaboration, feature length, film, Land, Masao Maruyama, Mfinda, nlite, Project, Shop

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Votes:	2222
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer

AITAH, college, crack, dorm room, emotional, Financial, forcefully, Friend, living off, Messy, moving out, NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer, roommate, Situation, Struggling, Unannounced, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate roommate drama in a virtual world! Join now for a chance to deal with pesky roommates like Liz who never leave and make a mess everywhere they go.

Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?

Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBoyzStealinCash

aita, alcoholic ex, arrest, Asshole, backstory, bad guy, Beliefs, CraftyBoyzStealinCash, family rift, girlfriend’s son, gravity, Job, Money stolen, Prevention, relationship, sports, successful life, theft, WARRANTS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Emeralds Found:	2693

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

PixelPraiseCraft

Compliment, distinct, eXtraordinary, flattered, individualized, memorable, one of a kind, particular, personalized, PixelPraiseCraft, praise, quirky, rare, Singular, Special, standout, stuck with you, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weirdly specific

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2857
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	5095
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Animals Bred:	59	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!