Oh man, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like a wild ride through a land of chaos and shenanigans. The reason you should join? Well, let me paint you a picture.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a group of players riding pigs dressed as superheroes. Why, you ask? Because every Wednesday is Superhero Pig Racing Day, where we race around the server on our trusty pig steeds while wearing capes and masks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all. On Fridays, we have a ritual where we all dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties in the town square. The music is bumping, the llamas are grooving, and it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that happen every month. The admins hide chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear all over the map, and it’s a race to see who can find them first. Just be careful of the traps they set up along the way – one wrong step and you could end up in a pit of lava.

So, reddit, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and exhilarating, look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Endless Night Skies: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Emeralds Found: 2416 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

    ChagosCraft: Island Swap!
    yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Crops Grown: 9024
    Farms Harvested: 322 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pup Parent Confusion

    Pup Parent Confusion
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2949 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PixelPals – Crafting Connections

    PixelPals – Crafting Connections
    come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

    we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ores Mined: 2758
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

    Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

    Baby Minecraft SMP Hype
    Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

    EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!
    Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Star Shards Collected: 262
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Creeper Crush!

    Creeper Crush!
    Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

    Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

    our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7649
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Emeralds Found: 7320 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

    Plastic Slayer’s PET Party
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

    imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

    so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 61 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ๐Ÿ”† Redfield SMP ๐Ÿ”† – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    ๐Ÿ”† Redfield SMP ๐Ÿ”† – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

    Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

    What to Expect?

    Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Casual Environment
    Active Discord/Realm
    Community Elected Positions

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server? A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
    Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Land – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society
    Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Items Found: 2524
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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