Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY