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Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!
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Minecraft Mingle 1.20.6
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate male collab experience! We don’t discriminate against male vtubers or their beggar fans, we welcome all genders with open arms! Whether you’re a Sapling or just looking for a good time, our server is the place to be. Who cares where the line is drawn when you can join us for some chaotic fun and questionable decisions? Don’t miss out on the chance to game with your oshi(s) and create unforgettable memories! -
ThreadCraft
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Rate, hate, and even masturbate your way through this wild and wacky world. Join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Are you ready to dive into the chaos? Come join us and let the madness begin! -
CableCrafted
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The man who “shanked” slopwave in the womb Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and then destroy them with TNT just for fun. If you’re the kind of player who enjoys a little bit of anarchy and a whole lot of laughter, then this server is perfect for you. Just remember, the man who “shanked” slopwave in the womb is our honorary mascot – so you know we mean business! -
CraftVerse 1.20
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