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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1798 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5415 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 7094 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!