Minecraft server: TierListDoesntExi

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the most epic, the most legendary, the most mind-blowingly awesome server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.

4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Devil’s Backbone: Where perms are perms and blocks are blocks. Join us in the 1980s!

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Devil’s Backbone <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/%f0%9f%98%98how-to-join-girls-only-smp-server-1-20-in-mcpe-and-pojav-24-7-online/">Minecraft Server</a>

🍂 | Vermont, 1986. The cicadas sing of change.

Welcome to Devil’s Backbone: a whitelisted, story-driven, semi-literate Minecraft roleplay! We offer a grounded, realistic setting with paranormal and horror elements. Set in 1980s America, the server follows the story of an abnormal small town named Blackwater Hills.

With a mystery around every corner, Devil’s Backbone strives to embody a prime literate roleplay environment with an open setting for character exploration.

Ready to board? Join our Discord server to learn more.

🔎 | Features

Devil’s Backbone offers a wide variety of immersive features to take your roleplay experience to the next level:

Fully customizable profile for your character including temporary statuses, viewable by others

Overarching plot to supplement your roleplay

80s-themed communication plugin featuring landlines, payphones, and pagers

Custom items and vehicles to further enrich the setting

Original soundtrack — listen as you play with our audio plugin!

Purchasable housing that you can decorate to make the space your own

Detailed fishing plugin

Realistic economy and player-owned businesses

Various in-game career opportunities

Detailed map stocked with an array of locations, rich with environmental storytelling

. . .And so much more.

Server Info

Version	1.19.4 (Optifine)
Mods Required	No
Resource Pack	Custom resource pack (with CITs, wearables, and vehicles)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to first join our Discord server to learn more about the whitelist application process.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: Yes, all players must be 18 years or older to join Devil’s Backbone.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable roleplay experience for everyone.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Springfield Bomb Threats Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a Springfield bomb threat? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream world. And hey, did you know that all the bomb threats in Springfield actually came from players who were banned from our server? Join now to see what all the explosive hype is about!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Youtuber you like starts clogging your Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your favorite Youtuber flooding your subscription box with daily streams instead of actual videos? Are you starting to feel like you’re drowning in a sea of live streams with no lifeboat in sight? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the stream overload!

Join our server and escape the endless stream of streams by diving into a world where creativity knows no bounds. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No live streams to be found anywhere!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and say goodbye to the stream apocalypse. Trust us, your subscription box will thank you.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5011
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SurpriseSnitchCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this story!

Imagine planning the perfect surprise for your best friend, only to have it all blow up in your face. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. Will you be the one causing chaos or the one caught in the middle of it all?

Experience the thrill of secret messages, passive-aggressive remarks, and a surprise gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the twists and turns of friendship and betrayal in the Minecraft world. Just remember, trust no one and always expect the unexpected. Welcome to the server where every day is a soap opera episode waiting to happen!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SecretSMP: UnkownFacts

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have been plotting to take over the world! Unleash your inner chicken whisperer and lead them to victory against the evil cows who have been stealing their eggs for centuries. But beware, the pigs are secretly working with the cows and will stop at nothing to sabotage your chicken army. Are you brave enough to join the fight and become the ultimate chicken champion? Only on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Farms Harvested:	877	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RegretCraft: TooOldToMine

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Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on all the fun in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive your glory days and make up for lost time in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness, rumored to grant eternal youth and unlimited diamond armor. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with crazy mobs like flying pigs and dancing creepers.

Once you find the Golden Potato, you’ll be able to turn back time and relive your youth, complete with all the energy and enthusiasm of a teenager. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness with a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to eternal youth and Minecraft mayhem!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BreadCraft: Rationed & Ready

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than cuba!!! we got so much bread, you’ll be living like a king in no time!! our daily bread ration is so huge, you’ll never go hungry again!! we even have secret ingredients that make our bread taste like heaven!! join now and feast like a god on our bread extravaganza!! what are you waiting for?? come get your fill of carbs and join us today!!!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

✅✅✅ DONATE FOR EVERYONE /FREE ✅✅✅ [1.12.2] [1.16.5] Minecraft server

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Our IP address >> pluhi.me

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➥ Survival with goodies

➥ Free donation /opped

➥ Clans, casinos, weddings

cases, drinks and much more

➥ You can change the skin

➥ Fun and friendly players

➥ Lots of effects and particles

➥ Large online, no lags

➥ Cheap donation and real opka

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Available versions: 1.8x – 1.20x

(we recommend playing with 1.12.2 or 1.16.5)

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IP address: pluhi.me

Autodonation website: don.pluhi.me

Our contacts: crml.cc/contacts

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✓ Come in quickly! It’s been verified, there is no deception!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Citrus MC: Where fruit meets blocks and players can go bananas! Java 1.21.1, fresh map, claims, and player shops included.

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Citrus MC – Minecraft Server

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Patreon	Patreon
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

Discord Invite Link

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC. All of the features of Minecraft are fully included, with no catch.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Gig Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Well, look no further because our server is on fire…literally! Join us for epic adventures in the nation of Pyro where you can hatch Saurian eggs and embark on wild quests. Our current character banner includes Mualani, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kachina, Xinyan, and Bennett – they’re ready to party with you in the hottest club in Minecraft. And don’t forget about our weapon banner featuring Surf’s Up (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword) – because who doesn’t want to fight with style? Plus, we have daily check-in rewards that are hotter than the sun itself. Redeemable codes? We’ve got ’em all, including some that will make you say “HOT DAMN!” So come join us on our server where the heat is always on, and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring sunscreen because things are about to get lit 🔥 #BlazeToNatlan #MinecraftMadness #HotHotHot

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The SMP Minecrafters – 100k+ Viewers

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Are you tired of watching the same old boring wrestling matches on TV? Are you looking for some chaotic and hilarious entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have wrestlers battling it out in epic matches using nothing but pickaxes and swords. Witness Stone Cold Steve Austin take on John Cena in a hardcore mining match!

Our viewership has dropped slightly in the past few months because the wrestlers keep getting distracted by all the shiny diamonds and emeralds in the game. But don’t worry, we’re working on installing a plugin that will keep them focused on the matches.

Join our SMP now and witness the madness for yourself. Who needs traditional wrestling when you can watch wrestlers fight it out in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ParentalDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where families are always expanding in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a unique experience like no other, where you might just find out that your parents are having another baby together after being divorced for years.

Imagine the drama and chaos of navigating family therapy sessions while also trying to figure out if your parents are getting back together. Will you be the peacemaker in the family, or will you stir up even more trouble like our friend in this story?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this teenager’s life. Who knows, you might even discover that your own Minecraft family is more complicated than you ever imagined. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Lie2Truth Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest lie-turned-reality stories you’ll ever hear! Imagine this: one player said they could tame a dragon in the game, and guess what? They actually did it! Another player claimed they could build a working roller coaster in Minecraft, and lo and behold, they pulled it off! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and join us now for a server full of unexpected surprises and hilarious moments!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MythicalMinecraft

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a unicorn in the wild, riding a dragon into battle, and taming a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. Our server is so rare that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, offering tips on how to survive in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! We have secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, where you can feast on unlimited treats and battle evil gingerbread men. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the truly rare and absurd? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just be careful not to get eaten by a talking tree!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	1901
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	279

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BabyDoc Showdown: Black vs. White Drs.

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS COMMON AS DIRT, YO! LIKE, YOU CAN LITERALLY TRIP OVER DIAMONDS EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND RAINBOW SHEEP AND GOLDEN PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE YOU SPECIAL ABILITIES LIKE FLYING BACKWARDS AND TURNING INTO A BLOCK OF CHEESE?

SO, JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! YOLOOOOOOOO!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Crops Grown:	7429	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.