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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2905 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 920 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!