Minecraft Server Roasts & Rants

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

Server26

Paper, spawn city, harbor, Iron nuggets, Currency

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops for trading
Ranks	New and player ranks with no benefits
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a minimum age requirement to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?	No, those commands are not available on the server.
Are there donation perks or benefits for real money?	No, there are no donation perks or benefits available for real money.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the basic rules of the server?	The rules can be found here. TL;DR: Be reasonable and don’t be a jerk.

VortexCraft 1.21.1

Digital Detox, quitting genshin, online addiction, mental health, quitting habits

Yo, bro, forget about Genshin Impact, that game is for normies. Join our Minecraft server instead, where the real gamers hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs.

Our community is full of epic gamers who will help you build the dankest memes and the sickest castles.

Plus, our server is so lit that even PewDiePie wants to join, but we told him he’s not cool enough.

So, leave Genshin behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Obsessing Over Moot Minecraft SMP – Killing Myself

killing, seeking help, unhealthy fixation, self-care, Minecraft

Are you tired of spending all your time obsessing over moot and feeling down because he will never be yours? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of building and crafting distract you from your moot-induced woes.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about moot. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a date with a virtual moot look-alike NPC! Who needs the real moot when you can have a pixelated version, am I right?

So come on, stop moping around and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find that virtual moot is even better than the real thing!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
FutureSelfHappy – Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, FutureSelfHappy

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, and talking sheep that give you advice on life.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw crazy parties every night. I once saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild.

But the best part is, if you join our SMP, you’ll get a magical diamond sword that never breaks and shoots fireballs. It’s like, the ultimate weapon of destruction.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🔥🐷

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BlockBusters: MineCraft Mayhem

Job, Minecraft, blockbusters, debate, why

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their never-ending demands for emeralds? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those annoying NPCs once and for all! Our server is a utopia where villagers are banned and players reign supreme. No more trading for useless items or protecting villages from zombie attacks – it’s all about building, mining, and having a blast with your fellow gamers.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old occupations of trading and protecting villagers, come join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who needs society when you have llamas and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft?

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New Server IP