Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
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