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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 585 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the mystical land of diamond-filled caves and unlimited pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, some things just never change… like the fact that our server is the absolute best!