Minecraft server: /pol/Paradise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the mystical land of diamond-filled caves and unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, some things just never change… like the fact that our server is the absolute best!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2478
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Holy Grails Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3603
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	4980
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4598	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7650
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous protagonist, Book, Builder, captivating narrative., crime, detective, Enigmatic, f.., Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 204014363, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5198
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Enchantments Applied:	276

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.