Minecraft server: /pol/Paradise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	212	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	9380
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	79
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Projections Made:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hezbollah’s Sweatbox Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, deputy leader, ground operation, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s readiness, Hezbollahs, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, potential attack, regional threat, resistance, SECURITY, Server, Sweatbox, Tension, Terrorism, War

so, liek, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is as intense as a potential IDF ground op? well do i have the server for u!

our server is run by hezbollah’s deputy leader, who is always sweating cuz he’s so ready for any challenge that comes his way. he’s like the ultimate minecraft warrior, ready to take on anything u throw at him.

join our server for the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. we promise u won’t be disappointed, unless u can’t handle the heat, then maybe u should just stick to playing with kittens or something.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and show us what u got! but be warned, hezbollah’s deputy leader is always watching, ready to pounce on any weaklings who dare to challenge him.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot

APPEAL, Communication, Conflict, CraftyIranianLeaderCareNot, Democracy, Diplomacy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian people, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Oppression, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Speech, Tension

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF NETANYAHU STARTED PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND MADE A SERVER TO APPEAL TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE. HE’S LIKE “HEY IRANIAN PEEPS, YOUR LEADERSHIP SUCKS BUT COME JOIN MY SERVER AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!”

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR REACTOR” AND “BUILD A PEACEFUL VILLAGE WITHOUT GETTIN ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES”

ALSO, EVERY TIME YOU KILL A CREEPER, IT MAKES A SOUND THAT SAYS “YOUR LEADERSHIP DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU” LOL

SO COME JOIN THIS SERVER AND STICK IT TO THE MAN, MINECRAFT STYLE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

IllusionCraft – EyeBrain Meld

Brain, Brain Games, brain tricks, cognitive illusions, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, EyeBrain, EYES, IllusionCraft, MELD, mind games, mind-bending illusions, neuroscience, optical art, optical illusions, optical phenomena, Perception, sensory perception, Trickery, vision, visual perception, visual puzzles, visual tricks

join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Farms Harvested:	388
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Anthropogenic traces, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, Arctic, Arctic Zone, bp, Evidence, historical evidence, human penetration, ice age, mammoth, Paleontology, PENETRATION, prehistoric, prehistoric humans, scientific research, scientific study, Siberia, STONE, stone tools, Tools, Yuka, Yuka Mammoth

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, beautiful things, bird species, Blue Flowers, BOTANY, bottom left flower, Crafty, creations, favorite flowers, favorite plants, favorite things, flower enthusiast, gardening, Minecraft, Myosotis macrantha, Myosotis pulvinaris, Nature, nature photography, ornithology, plant species, Server, top left flower, Turul, wildlife

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the flowers are as rare as diamonds and the creatures are straight out of a fantasy novel!

On the top left, you’ll find the elusive Myosotis macrantha, a flower so beautiful that it’s said to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Down at the bottom left, you’ll discover the mysterious Myosotis pulvinaris, a flower rumored to have magical healing properties. Legend has it that anyone who plucks it will be blessed with eternal health and happiness. Just watch out for the enchanted vines that try to trap you in a never-ending dance!

And on the right, you’ll encounter the majestic Turul, a mythical creature with the body of a lion and the wings of an eagle. Some say that riding on its back will grant you the power to fly through the skies and explore new lands beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure full of wonder, danger, and endless possibilities!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

adoration, Affection, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime story, Castle, cute, dreamy, Enchanted, fairytale, FANTASY, likes you, love, MAGICAL, Minecraft, princess, romance, royal, Royalty, sleepy, sleepy princess, smp, Sweet Dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoBoysAllowedMC

aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boy best friend, Communication, Confrontation, emma, family drama, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, Love Triangle, movie night, NoBoysAllowedMC, personal space, Respect, science experiment, teenage drama, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of betrayal, love triangles, and friendship drama like never before!

Imagine this: you and your best friend are building the coolest castle together, when suddenly a new player enters the game – let’s call her Emma. Your best friend starts acting all weird around her, trying to impress her and stealing glances when he thinks you’re not looking. But little does he know, you’re onto him and his secret crush!

One day, while watching a movie together in-game, you catch your best friend trying to make a move on Emma. The tension is high, the drama is real. Will you stand up for your friend and call him out, or will you let the love triangle unfold before your very eyes?

Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mines Excavated:	3615
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WeirdLawWorld – Minecraft SMP

bizarre laws, bizarre statutes, crazy laws, funny laws, funny legal rules, Minecraft, obscure laws, odd government laws, odd laws, offbeat laws, peculiar laws, peculiar legislation, quirky laws, ridiculous laws, smp, strange laws, strange regulations, unusual laws, unusual legal codes, wacky laws, weird laws, weird ordinances, WeirdLawWorld

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre and wacky server out there! Our server is so crazy that the weirdest law in the world is that you must wear a chicken suit every time you enter the Nether. Don’t ask why, just embrace the poultry fashion statement.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious quests and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs have better dance moves than you do.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how weird things can get in our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9769	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoSkipHitsCraft

album appreciation, album love, album perfection, album recommendation, enjoyable tracks, fantastic album, flawless album, music appreciation, music discovery, music enjoyment, music exploration, music lovers, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, no skipping required, no skips, no skips needed, NoSkipHitsCraft, seamless album, track enjoyment, track perfection

Are you tired of listening to the same old music while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate album that you can’t skip a single track on! Join us and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures that will have you grooving and mining all day long. From fighting off zombie pigmen with disco balls to riding llamas through a rainbow-filled Nether, this server will have you jamming out and laughing your way to victory. So come on, join us and let the music of Minecraft take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	8100
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1