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BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ores Mined:	2065
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	167	Ores Mined:	2439
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Votes:	7968	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mines Excavated:	3555	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	3192	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	25

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Uphill Battle Downhill Life

battle, downhill, downhill descent, downhill journey, downhill slope, elevation change, elevation difference, elevation gain, elevation shift, higher elevation, Life, life journey, life path, life perspective, life trajectory, life’s ups and downs, lower elevation, mountain analogy, mountain metaphor, Uphill, uphill battle, uphill challenge, uphill climb, uphill struggle

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

Brain Ageing Accelerator

Accelerator, ageing, Blood flow, Brain, brain ageing, brain function, brain health, brain health exercises, brain health foods, brain health research, brain health supplements, brain health tips, cardiovascular health, cognitive decline, Poor vascular health, vascular health, vascular health exercises, vascular health foods, vascular health research., vascular health supplements, vascular health tips

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4747
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

u betta join dis minecraft server cuz if u dont, ur brain gonna age faster dan a banana left out in da sun. we got da craziest builds and da most epic pvp battles u eva seen. plus, our community so lit dat u gonna feel like u part of a family of deranged llamas. so come on, join us and let’s make ur brain cells do da cha cha slide all da way to victory!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2