Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

child, delicate, emotional, female, fragile, girl, innocent, literal, literal child, literal woman, LiteralKidult, Minecraft, Naive, Pure, Sensitive, Server, vulnerable, WOMAN, womanchild, young child, young girl, young woman

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	170863	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	67	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Votes:	926
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	112	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	6022
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5303
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	14
Buildings Constructed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	121	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3458	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Towns Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	58	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!