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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5293 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
Magic Items Found: | 7983 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6772 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?
So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?