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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2127 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Votes: | 8056 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.