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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2464 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.
But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.
