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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6740 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”