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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4607 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 237 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1811 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”