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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5219 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 64 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 | Star Shards Collected: | 99 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Votes: | 9235 |
Ores Mined: | 1631 | Crops Grown: | 1304 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”