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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5494 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”