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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6396 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 299 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6609 |
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”
