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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 340 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”