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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1814 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 1126 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.
